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K T Quarter Horses

Cutting Horses & Toy Aussi`s

What Is ? What ?
Just in case you're not familiar with the lingo around here, this should give you a helping hand.

The raw material used to produce gasoline and plastics.
"Ah wuz in the awl bidness until the price fell out in the early 1980s."

The act of Western, two-step dancing.
"Me'n mah sweetie went boot scootin down at the honky tonk last night."

Sometimes a legal Christian name, but often used to describe a particular person with countryfied attributes and predilictions toward mass consumption of cheap beer and fried foods.
"Bubba, don't fergit, I want that transmission outta that car dern quick."

Some sort of disturbance.
"Didja hear the catywampus at that party next door last night?"

Someone who spends most of their life working in a office, but during the rodeo dresses
like they just rode off the Chisholm Trail."
"Hoo-wee! Lookit the sequins on thet cowboy's shirt."

A small city somewhere in North Central Texas.
"Mah girlfren is from Dallas, but she lives in a big city now."

Pronoun, often confused with a farm animal.
"Hey boy, where ewe been hidin' lately."

East Texas phrase denoting action is bout to be taken.
"Ahm fittin' to go to the store."

Term of respect or endearment. Sometimes used derogatorally when refering to someone
who is an insider of a particular group.
"Whale, you know, Bubba's a good ol' boy. I sure do like him."

Fourth largest city in the country and home to the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. It's pronounced (hew-stun).
"Ahm headed to Houston to kick up mah heels and rodeo."

The supreme deity.
"Oh Lard, ahm bankrupt again."

Term of respect for a woman.
"Excuse me maim, but that shore is a perty horse yew have there."

Term meaning approximately.
"Doggone it, it’s pert near 100 today."

Attractrive or alluring.
"Whoa buddy, she shore is perty."

The tender meat that falls away from pork ribs. This term might be imported from the Carolinas.
"Mmm, dem pigsicles was finger-lickin' good."

Correct.
"Yessir officer, yer rat I wuz driving a bit over the speed limit."

A heckuva good time and commonly mistaken for a street in Beverly Hills.
Let's rodeo! (roe-dee-o), not I bought the Gucci loafers on Rodeo (roe-day-o) Drive.

Party or event.
"Hey sweetie, let's go to that shindig at the Jones' house."

Nickname for rodeo bull that's a little too tame.

Source of nourishment and natural gas in South Texas.
Warning: remove the cornhusk before eating, unlike President Ford who ate a tamale -- wrapper and all -- during a trip to Texas years ago.

Computation performed by a human.
"I used to thank computers wuz worthless, now I knows it."

Source of water in arid climates or used to stall while someone thinks.
``Ah dug a whale, but it done went dry on me" or "Whale, I sure don't know wut to thank."

Texan equivalent of ``youse guys.''
``Do ya'll want cheese and onions on yer chili?''

Inexact measure of distance somewhere between 10 feet and 2,000 miles.
"Yew turn left down yonder where the barn used to be before it burned down."